The KitKat Heist
Assemble Your Crew
400,000 KitKats. One truck. Your group chat.
In March 2026 someone stole twelve tonnes of KitKats off a truck and the whole timeline started casting the crew. Type up to five names from your chat and we'll cast yours — codenames, specialist roles, rap sheets, one grainy Ocean's-Eleven poster. Drop it back in the chat. Somebody's about to find out they're the inside man.
Crews already on file
THE WAFER JOB
Three names. One truck. Nobody gets a break.
Two-Ton, getaway forklift driver: reverses at nine miles an hour, considered unstoppable.
BABY DRIVER (OF A FORKLIFT)
For the boys. Never for the chocolate.
The Ghost of Aisle Nine, lookout: has never once been where he said he'd be.
THE ITALIAN JOB (IT LITERALLY LEFT ITALY)
413,793 bars. Zero witnesses.
Cold Storage, inside man at the cocoa depot: knew the batch numbers by heart, told no one, then told everyone.